WIVES are EXPENSIVE - AMERICA'S GOT ELLEN

AMERICAN IDOL IS GAY-GAY-GAY!

Yadacity, ‘No you didn’t…” --- taking the empty judge seat is Yadacity’s favorite, Ellen D.

She will put the other judges in place with fairness and yadacity love.

The New AMERICAN IDOL is premiering January 2010, and yes, she is keeping her daytime job. Children, she has a wife and wives are “expensive.”

As quoted, the married lady said: "I'm thrilled to be the new judge on 'American Idol.' I've watched since the beginning, and I've always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I'll save from not having to text in my vote."

Yadacity adores Mrs. E!