Bruno steals MICHAEL JACKSON's star

In a bizarre twist that not even Sacha Baron Cohen could not create and that no publicist anywhere can ever duplicate, the Thursday red carpet event for BRUNO covered up Michael Jackson’s star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Dedicated and grieving fans found and used local radio host, Michael Jackson’s star and tears and songs followed.

Wait, there is more! The studio, NBC-UNIVERSAL, in a last minute edit removed a hilarious but tasteless scene, in lieu of Mr. Jackson’s death, just in yadacity time, for it’s Hollywood premiere.

The scene: LaToya Jackson in Bruno’s chic LA apartment – after getting her to sit on his “chairs” – which are Mexican workers bending over – who then serve her sushi of the hairy body of a naked man. Bruno then steals her cell phone so that he can get Michael Jackson’s cell number.

Wait, there is more. Gay and Lesbian groups don’t like how BRUNO depicts gay men. The rainbow children on the street, however, think its “verryyyyy Bruno.” That’s yadacity speak for “veryyyyyy Bruno.”