HOLLYWOOD BUZZ BABY

YADACITY BUZZ in HOLLYWOOD

CROWE MAKES MILLIONS
The Crowe, as in Russell, will get millions for his next film in “The Next Three Days.” The flick is an adaptation of the 2008 French film “Pour Elle.” It reunites Lionsgate with its “Crash” director Paul Haggis.
Yadacity smells a good film – not too good boys, people prefer “junk” instead of quality. You have our yadacity $10 bucks!

LIKE FINE WINE
Diane Keaton, who gets better looking every day--go on with your yadacity bad self, ---is attached to star in a series project, currently in development, for HBO. The production company is Grady Twins Prods., a new shingle by helmed by TV vets Marti Noxon (”Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) and Dawn Parouse Olmstead (”Prison Break”).
Yadacity side note, the hard working duo is also working with helmer Guillermo del Toro and author Chuck Hogan on a small screen adaptation of their book trilogy “The Strain.” Wow.

MINTING PAPER
This is just a money making machine. Gosh darn, it’s almost illegal. Go on with your yadacity bad self NBC-UNI.

Steve Carell’s production company, Carousel Television, has tapped “House” creator-exec producer David Shore to shepherd a remix of the classic 1974-80 gumshoe dramas. Wait, there is yadacity more.
Carell’s company will have Stephen J. Cannell on the map as a writer-producer. MINTING MONEY!

FALL INTO OBLIVION
Radical Pictures is pure yadacity. Next project, director Joseph Kosinski is developing “Oblivion,” based on his own concept.
Locked and signed, Kosinski will direct the action feature and will produce along with Radical principal Barry Levine, filmmaker David Fincher and Anonymous Content’s David Morrison.
The story centers on a battle-damaged soldier who, assigned to a desolate planet after a court-martial, patrols the bleak landscape in an effort to destroy the last vestiges of a” primitive” alien race. Yadacity question: is that the third rock from the sun?

When a mysterious traveler arrives unexpectedly, their lives become inextricably linked as they are forced to question everything they know about “this” world and themselves.

BEAUTY AND BRAINS IS MS. TRACEY
The very beautiful and very smart, Tracey Edmonds is set to produce the film “Trust in Her.” Her new company is Our Stories Films shingle.

The film is a multistoried character drama about three men struggling with the women in their lives who cross paths one eventful night in New York.

Good luck on understanding women, yadacity ha-ha!

The Gersh Agency’s new financing/packaging division, run by Jay Cohen (”Bride Wars”), will handle the project. That means that the project is in good hands. Very yadacity!

THE VIEW and Missy S

Five Reasons why YADACITY is slowly--- falling--- in love with ABC’s THE VIEW host Sherri Shepherd.
1. She is a fierce mother and will knock down the world and tear down the sky for her son! That is very yadacity.
2. She likes sex and she needs some…. come on single fellows with good credit and a strong back—she will make your first night better than a Broadway show!
3. Loyalty might be her middle name. She will always remember those that love her, no matter what!
4. She cracks herself up and that makes others laugh!
5. Her passion for food (and trying to stay healthy) is a joy to watch. Yadacity sees a ‘cook book’ in her future. Diabetes is not a joke…unless…


Hint-hint—TiVo the show and do a full week, over the weekend. Pop some corn or pop a bottle, THE VIEW is too much fun!

WENDY SONG

You have to sing this item – choose any tune you like.

And go…..

Wendy’s making money, and we all know it’s funny but she dances to the bank.

One more time….

Wendy’s making money, and we all know it’s funny but she dances to the bank.

Yadacity translation: talent is not a required for success.

Wendy’s making money, and we all know it’s funny but she dances to the bank!

Go on Wendy with your ….. just keep going to the bank!

Dr. Feel Good @ 150K a month for the late M.J. says

According to our pals, at People magazine, Dr. Conrad Murray was pulling down $150,000 a month to keep the “corporation,” a.k.a. (the late and God Bless The Dead), Michael Jackson healthy and alive for the European gigs!

That is $150,000 A MONTH children!

Now, unless the Dr. was given an off shore account with more 000’s at the end, it would be in his Financial Best Interest to keep the “corporation,” --- the late Michael Jackson --- alive!

What do you sexy and smart girls and hunky boy toys think?

NBC’ ’30 Rock,’ created and driven by the genius of Tina Fey, has an episode where the possible death of one of their stars would earn more ‘paper-cheese-cash,’ if she were six feet under. Go to hulu or NBC to view.

For old school, the film “It’s A Wonderful Life,” asks the same question and the main character, George, stutters the line “I am worth more dead than alive,” before he wants to jump into a cold river and end it all! Just in time, his Guardian Angel, Clarence, jumps in to save him and in turn, saves them both in the end!

Clarence where were you when Michael, and others needed you, was ‘Papa Jackson’ blocking the love?

It’s our staff view that the late Michael Jackson was beyond the definition of is Narcissism.

What is Narcissism?

A pattern of traits and behaviors, which signify infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition.

Most narcissists (75%) are men.

Just a Yadacity observation ……

LOPEZ AND HBO---a match?

YADACITY says Si, Si, and Si for the new HBO special ---GEORGE LOPEZ, TALL, DARK AND CHICANO.

Real laughs hit HBO on Saturday, August 8th@ 10PM/9C but you can tivo and do your “chuckle thing,” whenever you want to laugh-laugh-laugh.

Ahhh George, you are utterly yadacity, you never give up and you keep the world laughing!

Thanks!

WHO IS ANJULIE and where is she Slumdog From

Yadacity says yes on ANJULIE but, we feel that she needs to mature, musically (that is just time and different producers). This is just our yadacity, humble opinion.

Go Anjulie it’s your birthday!

Ummmmm, is the sexy Missy A from India? No. Is the sexy Ms. A from Sri Lanka --- No!

ANJULIE calls Ontario her home and her roots are of Guyanese descent. Ummmmmmm history students, weigh in privately.

Anjulie is quirky-jazzy and unique!

Ms. A, you have everything you need to win…. do it yadacity style—that means remember your friends and show love to your fans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBTs95HusA

GOD BLESS E. Lynn Harris

GOD BLESS THE DEAD

Sad news on the passing of E. Lynn Harris, a major trailblazer in black gay fiction. He removed obstacles, bigger than mountains, and paved the way for scores of aspiring African American writers.

On tour, in Los Angeles to promote his new novel ‘Basketball Jones,’ he was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. He died from “unknown causes,” as reported from the Associated Press. He was 54.

Mr. Harris’ life is an example of absolute courage. He started as a computer salesman for IBM, Hewlett-Packard, and AT&T.

Then he stepped up to his dreams, quit the 9 to 5 grind so he could write his first self-published novel, 'Invisible Life.' Going door to door to black-owned bookstores, beauty salons and book clubs the buzz grew.

In 1994, Anchor Books signed him. To date, he has 11 novels and a memoir ('What Becomes of the Brokenhearted’) to his credit.

That is major yadacity and we have ABSOLUTE respect.